i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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