You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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