Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Drake has all the answers
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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