Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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