He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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