Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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