hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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