Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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