you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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