is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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