So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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