I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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