we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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