I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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