So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
