Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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