Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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