Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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