we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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