Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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