i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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