Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
