Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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