I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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