New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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