Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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