This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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