there was a trapeze. enough said
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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