Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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