nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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