Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
her facebook's as public as her vagina
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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