I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
did i walk over a car last night?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
