the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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