Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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