that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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