escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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