i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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