Quick, to the slutcave!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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