Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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