Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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