He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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