ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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