Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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