real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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