Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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