Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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