Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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