What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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