I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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