forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They should really pass out barf bags in church
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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