So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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